Monday, February 6, 2012

My Review of Parks & Recreation Pyramid of Greatness T-Shirt

Originally submitted at NBC Universal Store

Seen on episode 1/20/2011 Celebrate the virtues and lifestyle of Ron Swanson with this Pyramid of Greatness T-shirt. Follow its advice and you too may be transformed from a boy to a man, from a man to a gladiator, and from a gladiator into a Swanson. (We assume its lessons apply to women as well.) ...


Print is crooked! BIG Disapointment

By StPaul from Dallas. TX on 2/6/2012

 

1out of 5

Sizing: Feels too large

Cons: Poor Quality

Best Uses: Outdoor Activities, Casual Wear

Describe Yourself: Comfort-oriented, Practical

Was this a gift?: No

I was so excited to get my Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness" tee shirt so when it arrived I immediately opened it and put it on to wear at a company function only to be told multiple times my shirt was crooked so i adjusted and adjusted it but realized that it was the print that was crooked on the front not the tee. The Print is not centered and it tilts as well. So now im so bummed that I own a $20 Tee that looks so bad like something a street vendor would sell, or you buy at a swap meet, an after concert tee sold by entrepreneurs... so basically a knockoff. I'm so disappointed with my "Pyramid of Greatness" Tee that I want my money back or a NEW Shirt NBC Store! Ron Swanson would be very disappointed and enraged by having his face on such a piece of crap tee. Parks and recreation Show = Yay! Parks and Rec Merchandise = Fail


But I do look good in a helmet though.

(legalese)

Thursday, December 15, 2011

How Much is a Song or Album Actually Worth?

How much is a song actually worth in a new marketplace in which production and distribution costs, like the manufacturing and shipping of compact discs, are no longer an issue?

Over the last decade, much has changed for digital music consumers -- including the growing array of mobile devices that can play music, and the rise of new rivals to Apple's iTunes store such as Amazon MP3 Store, Google Music, Spotify and many more. But one thing has been remarkably steady -- the price of a song, long held at .99 cents for the majority of individual tracks (with some hits costing as much as $1.29)

I have a hard time justifying the cost for MP3 albums above $5.99 (at 256 bit rate) and would pay $7.99 on some deluxe albums as I think that is a fair price for what your getting since you cut out all the middle men and costs. This is one reason I buy from Amazon 95% of the time as well as still buy a CD at times because the cost is actually cheaper to buy then the MP3 download…go figure (same issue with eBook downloads but that’s another blog/rant)

Why is that? The music labels seem to be charging much higher [fees] than they should for a lesser quality end product (MP3’s) with no replication costs, storage costs (except server/bandwidth costs), shipping and middle men retailers.

The issue of pricing has long been a thorny subject within the music industry. Music labels became so accustomed to large profits in the late 20th century because of barriers to entry -- including control of distribution and the high costs of manufacturing records, cassettes and compact discs this gave the industry the ability to extract more revenues from recorded music.

Excerpt from Freakonomics blog by Peter Rojas, founder of Engadget “The fact of the matter is that the majors thrived in an era of inefficiency, when there was value in physically producing and distributing music. There isn’t any value in that any more (or at least, it’s very quickly declining), and there’s no good way for labels to compete given that the cost structure of the business was designed around physical releases. Major labels need blockbusters, because the costs inherent with producing, distributing, and marketing each physical release means it’s easier to make money from one mega-hit that sells 10 million records than 100 small hits that each sell 100,000 records. In a digital world, you could make money from those 100 small hits almost as easily as you could from that one mega-hit.”

In the 80s it was cheaper to manufacture a CD than a cassette, which in turn was suppose to offer a superior product for a cheaper price but the record companies saw it as a premium product and charged more. In the 90’s CD prices rose even as the cost of producing CDs plummeted. Thus began digital piracy of ripping CDs and uploading/downloading music on file sharing sites like Napster and Limewire. Consumers were tired of not getting what they want so they found alternative routes to get their music.

This digital revolution combined with a ridiculously cheap distribution channel (the Internet) has really mucked it up for the major labels. As much as the record companies fight change they finally caved in a bit to allow iTunes to offer legal music for consumers to choose the songs they want (eliminating buying full albums yet limit the quality (at launch 128bitrate and DRM restricted).
Now that modern technology allows ordinary bands to record, mix, cut and put their own tracks on iTunes and Amazon alongside music industry giants. Digital downloads should have made it possible to slash prices for recorded music, but the majors have done their best to keep prices at around a dollar a track or same price as a physical CD for an album (for less quality) counting on the convenience of consumers downloading from almost anywhere than going to a store.

Back to the piracy issue of downloading or sharing illegal copies of music with peers. Unfortunately there will always be a percentage of people that just don’t want to pay for anything and will steal music without care. I believe that if record companies priced music appropriately (based on quality and distribution) consumers would buy more rather than once in a while or steal it. Outside of the great subscription services out there such as Spotify, I really think Amazon’s Music Store is going down the right path and a great way for music lovers to consume music (that they want to own).

I am a high music-loving consumer and believe that consumers would buy more at a lower price. I would download impulsively without much of thought (except when the credit card bill came) at .69 cents per song or $5 for an album. I fully believe if the Music Industry reduced prices for digital music they would see increased revenue and curb piracy. Thoughts?

Friday, November 18, 2011

“Where’s the Relevancy of a Weather Balloon in Today’s Advertising?”

OK I have to get something off my chest. I sometimes find a good ad campaign that is relevant and has great messaging and branding (Dodge Journey “search engine for the road”, Johnson & Johnson “Baby in Sink” and the occasional E-Trade ad) but, typically I find a lot of bad advertising concepts that I just roll my eyes or gouge them out like the new Chase “OoooH Yeah” Money Back ads or Wendy’s ever revolving ad campaigns with no cohesiveness to the brand but I wont bore you with all my tirades (visit Todd Ebert’s blog on “Annoying Advertising” as he points out many faults in ad campaigns)

I do have a bone to pick with Citi Bank. Seriously lets change it up guys. After almost a year (ok 9 months) on television, the Citi Bank “Weather Balloon” commercial has been showing just how irrelevant they are with people using their card to get points for useless crap. The ad is so lame - who in the hell buys a weather balloon (unless you’re a scientist, teacher or lame commercial concept) with credit card points? Does it truly exist in their catalog or did they get a gift card to the Discovery Store?

Let's talk to my point of relevancy for this ad and how using credit card points to get a weather balloon is relevant to the average consumer? I dont think it is and this ad is in heavy rotation. I mean "pull on the heartstrings a little" to use points on items that everyday consumers may want like a power tool, dress, jacket, stereo, gift cards, vacations or buy Mom an airline ticket to see her grandchild (that's what I did). Hell use the points to pay down your balance or see if your card allows for donating your points to a charity. Just be relevant.



Also, a BIG pet peeve in the ad is when the guy said, "You bought a weather balloon with points!" The main character says "Yes I did" and they let the balloon go. How staged can Citi Bank get? Nobody would exclaim that to a group. In reality, they would just figure their friend got the balloon, and they'd not be stating the obvious. As in having an itchy feeling in your booty and needing a certain ointment to alleviate the symptoms. Its not like you would exclaim “Hey, I just bought Preparation H for my hemorrhoids with credit card points!” Would you?

After tracking the balloon with a GPS I find it difficult to believe that the camera came down close enough to find after it crash-landed. Plus the images shown seem to be of above the atmosphere. Like you're viewing the Earth from space.

That seems kind of unlikely since the balloon would seemingly pop before it could leave the atmosphere, or that the box and the camera would be burned/melted/destroyed on returning through the atmosphere.

But seriously, I can't imagine anyone over the age of 12 being so enthralled in such a scientific toy. I'm sure these men aren't scientists or weather guys but possibly some geek on the creative team that always wanted a weather balloon.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Real Life "Caddyshack" Moment

Ever have one of those days where life imitates art, or should I say an experience that you swore was written for TV or the movies? Well I have had many, but one recent experience involved a pesky squirrel that has lived the past couple years in a tree in my my backyard. Now I looked past the many times he dug up our plants to bury his nuts or tear through the weed barriers because the mulch was just not good enough to store his nuts, so now we have weeds in our flower beds (again) after all the hard work I put into them last spring. The tormenting he does to our dog Sadie as she looks at him from the window. The peeping tom moments he has done to us in the mornings looking into our windows and so on and so on.

Mr. Squirrel has decided that leaves and twigs were not good enough for his nest so in one day decided to see what else he could find to insulate his nest for the winter. I'm sure he looked long and hard but decided our new patio cushions would be ideal. So in one day he put many holes in all our cushions and found the perfect one to do his worst. Now many of you might ask " how do you know it was a squirrel?" Well I know this because my mother-in-law caught him in the act with his head in the cushion.
After taking a moment to assess the damage my wife decides to text me pictures of his handy work. That was it! I was tired of this squirrel messing with our stuff and time to put an end to it. I asked many of my FaceBook friends for their opinions on how I can eradicate the squirrel from my yard. I received many responses from buying Fox urine, getting a Doberman, BB guns, rat poison (not safe for dogs/cats/baby) to finally hiring Boris and Natasha to do my dirty work.

I decided to go home for my lunch hour and assess the situation and as I stepped out into my backyard there he was taunting me with his squirrel bark. So I decided to do some tree trimming and remove his McMansion of a nest in my tree. As I cut and cut he became very pissed off barking more and more jumping from limb to limb to only watch the branch holding his home fall to the ground. As i picked up the large limb and dragged it to the front of my house to be disposed of I looked up at him and smirked. I said to him "you destroy my cushions I destroy your house...next time I wont be so nice."

Its been a couple days since the cartoony incident but I am pleased to say there are less acorn shells in the yard, dug up potted plants, no sounds of scurrying feet on our roof only peace. Something in the back of my mind says a squirrel retaliation could take place...maybe Caddyshack 2: The Wrath of Squirrel.